The UKRI won’t pay for the Jodrell Bank telescope, but here are 50 projects it can afford!

Why is the UKRI funding gay porn studies while cutting proper research?

Yesterday the BBC reported that “The Jodrell Bank Observatory, which has housed the UK’s largest telescope for nearly 70 years, has lost its funding and could now close”.

It added that the “funding body, the UK Research and Innovation (UKRI) agency, said it had to focus investment on projects that deliver ‘the greatest long-term impact’.”

The UKRI is a quango I write about a lot. It has a huge budget – £8.8 billion for 2025/26 – which it distributes through its nine research councils, as well as other channels such as the Future Leaders Fellowships (UKRI FLF).

The issue is that, while the UKRI does fund sensible things, it pours far too much money into its more frivolous wings, the Arts and Humanities Research Council (AHRC) and the Economic and Social Research Council (ESRC), which awarded £841,830 and £668,244 to research projects The Europe that Gay Porn Built, 1945-2000 and Pregnant Men: An International Exploration of Trans Male Experiences and Practices of Reproduction, respectively.

The UKRI FLF isn’t good either – though it doesn’t count as a research council – as you will soon see. It’s another example of money being wasted.

Meanwhile the UKRI has decided the Observatory’s £2.8 million annual budget is too much. But wait until you see today’s examples of what the UKRI chucks money at, including studies that have nothing to do with the UK.

Without further ado:

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